Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Do viral URTIs last for so many days? Feeling absolutely miserable now, plus stitches will FINALLY be taken out tomorrow! Really can't wait, since all 4 stitches have actually broken down and the ends of the nylon digging into the raw wound is actually causing a hell lot more pain than the wound itself. Shall I make it a point to tell the dentist that he needs to perhaps, umm ..., practice his knot-tying a bit more? Haha .. that'll seriously goad him too much, goodness knows what he'll do to me in that dentist's chair next time.
Had a nice time back at school today, met so many old friends!! And Monty, turns out I'm not the only one who skipped lessons today - 4 out of 8 of us didn't turn up. Going off to watch Pan's Labyrinth tomorrow, yay!! Feeling VERY guilty actually, I'm only going at average speed right now, I need to push my brains to work harder. Hmmm .. someone mentioned antioxidants. Maybe I'll try that. Was thinking of a concoction of:
Antioxidants (pine extract or something? But I think those are awfully expensive) +
Vitamin B complex (calms the nerves somewhat, good for stress) +
Vitamin C (so I don't get ill) +
Ginkgo nuts/extract (need more brains) +
Guarana extract (to work like a maniac) +
High-dose caffeine +
Low-dose fluoxetine (to stop the anxiety)
I'm going to end up with liver failure, kidney failure and erectile dysfunction. =\ Wait .. fluoxetine causes low libido, not ED. Oooops. Not too bad then, huh? Still not too late for the antidepressive effect to kick in, and definitely plenty of time for the antianxiety to start working.
Oh gosh, what a paradox. I'm sitting for a scientific examination, and here I am, thinking of dabbling in the pseudomedical supplements.
Heck, I'll just down 10 cups of Starbucks coffee, an entire bottle of Bailey's, some panadol and a few boxes of diazepam together. At least, I'll get some worldly indulgence before I die.
Maybe it's the hunger that causing me to feel doomed to misery. My grand total food intake for today:
Morning cuppa
Porridge for lunch (Brownie ate all the meat in it, I couldn't really chew on the pig livers. The doggie eats the nice stuff while the master eats the leftover plain porridge, that's starting to get odd.)
Porridge for dinner (oh, but it was a huge bowl of stuff)
Clear soup after dinner
Lemon juice drink
If this keeps up, my skin contraction won't be as quick as the loss in mass. *Shudders at the thought* ... I'll end up being a skeleton with a tonne of sagging, loose skin.
Wenky
11:38 PM
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