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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Not to really grouse, but I'm so totally not looking forward to the next month. Or the 4 months after that. Yes, what an anti-climax. I love my friends at work to death though, they seriously are a fantastic bunch of people to work and to go out with. Some new vocabulary that have popped up:

1. Mommysexual: anyone who isn't attached but goes home to/is sent home by their mom, and wears only stuff their mom picks out, and has their dates chosen by their mom. Example, "No, he is not metrosexual - he's Mommysexual."

2. Everytectomy: laparotomy first, then decide which organ(s) to remove. i.e. KIV splenectomy KIV pancreatectomy KIV hepatectomy KIV cholecystectomy KIV bowel resection. And, by definition, an op that lasts from 8-10 hours.

3. Jackfruit: Women who think they are damn hot, but walk like a duck/like they have something between their legs, wear size negative bra cups, and are in desperate need for concealer.

4. Vampire: People who have visible veins, but no blood in them when you poke them.

Sad, sad night. Sleepy, sad, and alone, and having the most intense of cravings. Spending the night having a cup of hot milo and some butter crackers.

Wenky
11:25 PM
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